i jhust puked up my retainher.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
You can't motorboat a personality
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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