If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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