oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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