god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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