I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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