dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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