One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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