Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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