Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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