Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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