I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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