I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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