That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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