I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The adults are the big ones right?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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