butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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