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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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