I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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