my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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