i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She's just so happy...and so naked.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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