I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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