i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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