You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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