And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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