Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize