I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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