She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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