nut hugger
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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