This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Send help, water and tortillas.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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