I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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