Rock
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Fuck
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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