No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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