you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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