its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Well I just put wine in my tea
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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