On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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