I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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