But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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