Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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