the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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