Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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