Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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