So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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