okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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