So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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