writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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