You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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