it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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