She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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