What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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