I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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