Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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