He told me they were just razor bumps!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
