the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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