All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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