She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize