your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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