he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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