I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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